WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN
"Can I help with dinner?"
Really means....
"Why isn't it already on the table?"
"My wife doesn't understand me."
Really means....
"She's heard all my stories before, and is tired of them."
"I was listening to you. It's just that I have things on my
mind." Really means....
"I was wondering if that cute thing over there is married."
"That's interesting, dear."
Really means....
"Are you still talking?"
"Honey, we don't need material things to prove our love."
Really means....
"I forgot our anniversary again."
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