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Five surgeons are discussing who are the best type of
surgical patients.
The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on
my operating table, because when you open them up,
everything inside is numbered."
The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded."
The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians
are the best; everything inside them is in
alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimes in, "You know, I like
construction workers ... those guys always understand
when you have a few parts left over at the end, and
when the job takes longer than you said it would."
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he
observed, "You're all wrong. Politicians are the
easiest to operate on. There are no guts, no heart,
and no spine, and the head and butt are
interchangeable."
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