Early one morning, mother went in to wake up her son. 'Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!'
'But why, Mom? I don't want to go.'
'Give me two reasons why you don't want to go.'
'Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!'
'Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready.'
'Give me one reasons why I should go to school.'
'Well, because, you're the Principal of the school!' said mother
( Contributed by Arun Nair)