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A dairy imported a much acclaimed stud bull from New Zealand, which was observed to be a non-performer from day one. The authorities got worried and finally an expert was summoned who made studies from various angles. His return ticket having already been booked, finally he took a chance.
He approached the bull and whispered something in its ears upon which the bull got going immediately much to the relief of the dairy authorities who wanted to know what exactly he whispered.
The answer was, "Nothing man. I just took a chance as a last resort. I whispered, 'Bloody fool you are brought here as a professional not a consultant!'"
(Contributed by Eknaath Nagarkar)
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