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A man who was driving a car with his wife was stopped by a police
officer.
The man says, "What's the problem, officer?"
Officer: "You were going at least 75 speed in a 55 zone."
Man: "No sir, I was going 65 km."
Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were doing 80." (The man gave his wife a
dirty look.)
Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken taillight."
Man: "Broken taillight? I didn't know about a broken taillight!"
Wife: "Oh Harry, you've known about that taillight for weeks." (The man gave his wife another dirty look.)
Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your
seat belt."
Man: "Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."
Wife: "Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt."
The man turned to his wife and yelled, "SHUT YOUR MOUTH!"
The officer turned to the woman and asked, "Ma'am, does your husband
talk to you this way all the time?"
The wife said, "No, only when he's
drunk."
(Contributed by Ramesh Nath)
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