A young banker decided to get his first tailor made suit and went to the finest tailor in town.
A week later he went in for his first fitting. He put on the suit and he looked stunning. He felt that in this suit he could do business. As he was preening himself in front of the mirror he reached down to put his hands in the pockets and to his surprise he noticed that there were no pockets.
He mentioned this to the tailor who asked him, "Didn't you tell me you were a banker?"
The young man answered, "Yes, I did."
The tailor quipped, "Who ever heard of a banker with his hands in his own pockets?"
(Contributed by Ajay Rai)