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A kid enters a store that sells curtains.
He tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."
The salesman assured him that they had a large selection of pink curtains. He showed him several patterns, but Kid seemed to be having a hard time choosing.
Finally, he selects a lovely pink floral print.
The salesman asked what size curtains he needed.
Kid replies, "Fifteen inches."
"Fifteen inches?" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small, what room are they for?"
Kid tells him that they aren't for a room; they are for his computer monitor.
The surprised salesman replies, "But, sir, computers do not have curtains!"
Kid says, "Hellllooooooooo........I've got Windows!"
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