GOLFER: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too
much of a distraction."
CADDY: "It's not a watch, it's a compass."
GOLFER: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
GOLFER: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
CADDY: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a
GOLFER: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
CADDY: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."
GOLFER: "How do you like my game?"
CADDY: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."
GOLFER: "Do you think my game is improving?"
CADDY: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."