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A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery.

He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital . As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for his treatment.

She asked, 'Do you have health insurance?' He replied in a raspy voice, 'No health insurance.'

The nun asked, 'Do you have money in the bank?' He replied, 'No money in the bank.'




The nun asked, 'Do you have a relative who could help you?' He said, 'I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun.'

The nun became agitated and announced loudly, 'Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God.'

Then, the patient replied, 'Send the bill to my brother-in-law.'




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