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SOME SHORT ONES
He went to a bank to open a savings bank account.
After seeing the Form he had gone to Delhi for filling it up.
You know why?
Form said:"Fill Up In Capital.".
He was standing below a tube light with a open mouth.
Why?
Because his doctor advised him:
"Today's dinner should be light !"
One professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
You know why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking.
He found the answer to the most difficult question ever.
What will come first, chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
Why can't you dial Nine-Eleven (911) at emergency?
Because you cannot find the eleven on the phone.
John and his wife buy coffee in a shop.
John: Drink quickly.
Wife: Why?
John: Hot coffee Rs 5 and cold coffee Rs 10
He at an Art Gallery : I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!
Breaking News: A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard in Punjab.
Locals
have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more.
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