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On a romantic date girl friend asks him:
"Darling ! On our engagement will you give me a ring?"
He said: "Sure ! on your mobile or landline?"
He was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
Wife: What you are doing?
He: I am seeing how I look while sleeping.
What you never do after taking a Xerox?
Compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one.
Because he wrote:"Due To Rain, No Match!"
He visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
Man says "Chin Yu Yan" and dies.
He goes to library to find meaning of friends last words.
It is "You are standing on the oxygen tube!"
Singh: I haven't slept all night in the train.
Friend: Why?
Singh: Got upper berth.
Friend: Why didn't u exchange?
Singh: Oye! There was nobody to exchange in the lower berth.
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