A Hindu in the US suffered a heart attack on the road and was picked up by an ambulance.
Being religious, he kept repeating - Hari Om Hari Om Hari Om. When the ambulance pulled into his driveway, his wife came out and screamed to the paramedics: 'Why didn't you take him straight to the hospital?'
They replied 'Because he kept saying hurry home! Hurry home!