- Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she
did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as
his father did!!!
- He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair. When he
died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who
never lived, cannot die!
- A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles?
He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel
to the Crocodiles!
- All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive
or married to someone else!
- Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma Gandhi
Ab aap bataaye kiski sune bapu ki ya chacha ki???
- 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.
Which makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to
driving without drinking!