There was this guy who went golfing every Saturday and Sunday.
It didn't matter what kind of weather it was, he was hooked on
a round of golf on his days off.
One Saturday he left the house early and headed for the golf
course, but it was so bitter cold that he decided he wouldn't golf
that day and went back home.
His wife was still in bed when he got there, so he took off his
clothes and snuggled up to his wife's backside and said, "Terrible
weather out there."
She replied, "Yeah, and can you believe my stupid husband went
golfing."
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