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Secret to making a marriage last
1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant,
have a little wine, some good food and companionship.
She goes Tuesday's, I go Friday's.
2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Delhi
and mine is in Bombay.
3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her
way back.
4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our
anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a
long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen.
5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster,
and electric bread maker. Then she said,
"There are too many gadgets, and no place to
sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.
7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well
because there was water in the carburetor.
I asked where the car was, she told me, "In the lake."
8. She got a mudpack and looked great for two days.
Then the mud fell off.
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