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"New Year's Resolutions for Internet Junkies"
1. I will try to figure out why I "really" need 12 e-mail addresses.
2. I will stop sending e-mail to my wife (husband). A phone call every
now and then would be appreciated.
3. I resolve to work with neglected children -- my own.
4. I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which
I answer my e-mail.
5. I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the
phone at the same time with the same person.
6. I resolve to back up my 12 GB hard drive daily...well, once a
week...okay, monthly then...or maybe... at least once a year.
7. I will spend less than ten hour a day on the Internet.
8. I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning... 4:30 is
much more practical since my friends overseas already had time
to answer me by then.
9. I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.
10. I resolve... I resolve to... I resolve to, off-line work
done, too!
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