Why online-dating is better- 9 reasons
1) If the date goes bad, changing your Screen Name is easier then changing your real name.
2) Bathing, dressing is optional.
3) No need for Viagra?
4) If you get drunk and blackout, you only wake up next to a keyboard.
5) You can clone as many people you can think of.
6) Your partner could have all the ideal traits you can only dream of.
7) All guys look like George Clooney and all woman like Pamela Anderson.
8) If you catch a virus, only your computer dies.
9) They never have to know you are unemployed, look like johny lever and live in your parents basement.
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