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What gender is computer- Three reasons

Computer are feminine gender. And three reasons are:

1. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else

2. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later review

3. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheque on accessories for it.

Computers are masculine and three reasons are:

1. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves

2. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem

3. As soon as you commit to one, you realise that if you had waited a little longer you could have gotten a better model.



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