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The man asked, "Sir, can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?"

The man on the other end replied, "I already have someone to cut my lawn."

"I will cut your lawn for half the price of the person who cuts your lawn now."

The other man responded that he was very satisfied with the person who was presently cutting his lawn.

The caller found more perseverance and offered, "I'll even sweep your curb and your sidewalk, so on Sunday you will have the prettiest lawn in your town."

Again the man answered in the negative. With a smile on his face, the caller replaced the receiver.

The PCO owner, who was listening to all this, walked over to the caller and said, "Man, I like your attitude, I like that positive spirit and would like to offer you a job."

The man replied, "No thanks. I was just checking on the job I already have!"

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