The wicket-keeper had a high opinion of himself and
was very free with his advice to the captain.
'You know,' he said, 'You've picked two men who should
never be in the side.'
'Oh really,' said the captain icily, 'and who's the
other one?'
The sarcastic bowler was disgusted by several of the
umpire's decisions.
'Have you got a minute?' he asked.
'Yes,' said the umpire.
'Well, tell me all you know about cricket.'
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