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In a barely audible whisper, he asks: "Who's speaking...?"...
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Have you got a criminal record?...
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Management Lesson...
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A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. It's a bad one...
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What's the problem, darling?...
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And that, is the way to do business...
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And you are entitled for Casual Leave...
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More from Courtroom...
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Direct from Courtroom...
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A young banker decided to get his first tailor made suit from the finest tailor in town ...
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A man who was driving a car with his wife was stopped by a police
officer...
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A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly parted mother and started back toward his car...
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A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband...
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A college freshman took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation
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Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?"
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Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal
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It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary
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An investment counselor needed an honest in-house counsel. She began to interview young lawyers. ...
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A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job.
The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks "What do two plus two equal?" ...
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I like your attitude, I like that positive spirit and would like to offer you a job...
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Two young engineers applied for a single position but both had the same qualifications ...
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What gender is computer- Three reasons ...
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A dairy imported a much acclaimed stud bull from New Zealand
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Lekin kisi ko cricket mat khilwao...
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Manager of a ONE-MAN-BRANCH of a nationalized bank suddenly...
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In a trial, attorney called his
first witness, an elderly grandmother ...
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A railway guard on duty saluted the British Passenger ...
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It was the golden wedding anniversary for the couple ...
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A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished ...
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Kid says, "Hellllooooooooo........I've got Windows!" ...
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So what was the hottest gossip of the morning? ...
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She asked if, as an American fighting man, anything scared him. ...
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A man suffered a serious heart attack and had an open-heart bypass surgery...
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That is called Confidence...
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Can you see the 'OK' button displayed?...
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Call Center Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop...
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Road Sign... that could really slow down drivers ...
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Early one morning, mother went in to wake up her son. 'Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!' ...
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Son ask mother to try and guess which one I'm going to marry....
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Honey," said husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper"...
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Three men are sitting stiffly side by side on a long commercial flight...
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A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar...
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God was in the process of creating the universe...
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Men are better friends...
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Love is blind, Marriage is an eye opener...
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Welcome to AIR BEST. Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen ...
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Five surgeons are discussing who are the best type of surgical patients ...
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A lost tourist, desperate for water, is plodding along, through the desert, when he sees something far off in the distance
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"I think this one will really move said the broker, it's only $1 a share", said stockbroker...
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In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the back of the person in front of him....
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The Mainframe computer on which everyone in the office depended, suddenly went down...
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Deep in pain, the woman said, “It is hurting all over."
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A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by a man
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"How do you start a flood?”, he asked.
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The man took out his wallet, extracted two dollars and asked a particularly
dirty and shabby-looking bum,
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A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and ...
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"And what starting salary were you looking for?" ...
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The husband asked his wife. "What did the doctor say?"
“He said you're going to die," she replied.
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Three men: a project manager, a software engineer, and a hardware engineer go for a two-week period helping out on a project...
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I asked a customer- service representative at my bank whether it offered on-line banking...
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AN EFFICIENCY expert, making the rounds in an office, asked a clerk, "What are you working on?" ...
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A manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer...
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A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car...
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A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send flowers for the occasion...
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A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and I'm making you a 50-50 partner in my business...
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Four corporate presidents, one English, one French, one Japanese and one American, were kidnapped by terrorists...
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Why online-dating is better- 9 reasons
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Ad announced, "$500 Mercedes! New!" The man thought that it was very unusual to sell a Mercedes for $500, but decided to give it a shot
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A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says "Lady, it says
here that you should be wearing glasses."
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