A shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his
own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read
'BEST DEALS.'
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A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.
The old guy fingered his expensive wool vest and said "I invested my last nickel in an apple.
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A man goes to see the vice president of a bank to seek a loan. The VP asks, “Do you have any collateral?” ...
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A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display.
While he was there, another customer walked in and said to the shopkeeper,
"I'll have a C monkey please?" ...
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When Bill Gates went up to Heaven, he got a beautiful 20 room house, with grounds and a tennis court.
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A priest dies and is waiting in line at the Heavens. Ahead of him is a guy
who's dressed in khakhi dress....
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"Congratulations my boy!" said the groom's uncle.
"I'm sure you'll look back and remember today as the
happiest day of your life."
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